Fieldy-ism's

While smelling tulips: 

" They smell beautiful, like cauliflower" 

"I'm NOT a cutie! cuties are little oranges."

"I don't like Roberts. They are mean and rob things from houses." 

checking the garage: "no Robert's out there!" 

Trying to teach a standing Chompers to sit: 

"Sit Chompers...or up..Sit!... or up...ok, then...good kitty. 

"So... do I get a cookie, or what? or not? I don't want a cookie...but I am hungry....

I really need to write more of the Fieldy-isms down in a day. He's a crack up.