Fieldin-isms From Today

There are so many Fieldy-ism's in a day but these three stuck out. 

To me: " On the first day of preschool I am going to say "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10(said quickly) now it's time to go home!!" 

While riding his bike: " ummm, this bike ride is giving me a baaad wedgie. This always happens."

This morning trying to make Greta laugh: "I'm going to soccer naked. Noone will notice. I will put on socks and shoes."